Alternative Fun Facts: Staircase to Heaven
This time in Alternative Fun Facts: the thoughts that go through my mind while I’m high and chasing an innocent cockroach around the living room | Fiction | Fresh Soup
When it comes to long-term plans, I think they all more or less come down to this: try and get through life with minimum frustration, die a painless death, and go to heaven. On paper, it’s a brilliant plan, but the implementation is not that simple. Especially the heaven part.