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A desperate attempt to pass as a consumer

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Etgar Keret
Nov 16, 2021
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When May-Zhee, my beloved Riverhead publicist, suggested that I write a piece about a consumer product that I’d bought and wanted to recommend to The New York Magazine readers, I became mega-stressed. May-Zhee is someone I hate saying no to, but, at the same time, me recommending a consumer product is a bit like Greta Thunberg picking her favorite fossi…

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