Mud

Whether you’re E.T., Jaws, or Indiana effing Jones—when you visit my mother, do not forget to wipe your feet on the mat | Non-Fiction | Fresh Soup

Being Jewish is lots of things: being Jewish is bat-mitzvah, briss and kaddish. Being Jewish is proudly reminding everyone that Albert Einstein, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Sigmund Freud, Elie Wiesel, Henry Kissinger, Jesus Christ and even Sammy Davis Jr. are your distant relatives. Being Jewish is reciting the Shema prayer and Seinfeld routines by heart.…